Infinite Recurring Meetings: A Guide for the Persevering

Welcome to the Meeting Sorcerer's Guide, where meetings have no end and no start. Where the minutes tick by like clockwork, but the progress is nil. Where the coffee flows like rivers, but the decisions are scarce.

Here's a meeting schedule for the next 100 years, because why not?

And don't forget to bring your A1 priority meeting notes, because who knows when we'll need to refer back to them.

Side Effects of Infinite Recurring Meetings:

Don't worry, we'll get through this together, one meeting at a time.

What is the Point of Meetings, Anyway?